I want to share a personal tale that takes a lurid look at the collective male ego’s pathetic attempt to buoy above survival when trying to win over the woman of its dreams.
Thus far, I have shared this story only with a few close friends.
To be completely honest
I feel almost bashful sharing it with you.
Yet this story is so important to your development that I’m willing to swallow my pride a bit.
When I was fifteen I went to high school with a guy who claimed he was dating a teen model.
Not being the coolest cat in the litter box, he went out of his way to prove to everyone that he was “actually dating her”: he cut out pictures in magazines of her, and even made up stories about the two of them making monkey love.
Everyone mercilessly teased him, seeing through his transparent lies.
In a sad attempt at regaining the smattering of respect people had for him, he promised everyone that she would attend his birthday party.
I ended up going to his party just to prove to myself that this girl was a figment of his imagination.
Long story short, she was real and even more stunning in person. Her cold-as-ice personality sat behind an angelic face draped with blond locks and decorated with piercing green eyes. A skinny cigarette nestled between two of her long fingers. I was in love.
Birthday boy, however, was not “actually” dating her. In fact, she wanted nothing to do with him.
I ended up sleeping with her - that was the good news.
There was, however, a catch: She had a boyfriend.
She let me know that although she enjoyed fooling around with me, she would never break up with her boyfriend for me. This fret a wound deep within my heart.
Then she poured verbal rubbing alcohol on my open wound by telling me that I did not fit the quota for her “ideal man”.
Then she carped, “You don’t act romantic, buy me gifts, or listen to my problems. I refuse to be with a guy who doesn’t do these things.”
The feeling was worse than having your nether regions stretched like a foot of flesh colored taffy.
Did I run as fast as I could from this little ice princess?
No - instead, like a trained seal, I attempted to live up to her “be my little lapdog” standards.
Did I end up winning her heart?
When I reached the brink of her high standards, she raised the bar.
I felt even more attracted to her and tried even harder.
The harder I tried, the less attraction she felt for me.
Don’t do what I did unless your sexual preference rhymes with May. Or you’re a masochist.
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There are many things that IT guys wants girls to know. They are a self righteous bunch and these things will save you lot a lot of embarrassment. Here are some of the things that he wants you to know.
When you as a guy a technical question never argue with him if you don’ like his answer. Remember you asked him. If he argues with you the reason is that he is sure that he is right. Otherwise he’d simply tell you that he didn’t know the answer or where to look it up. He doesn’t want to argue just for arguments sake.
If you begin a conversation by insulting yourself it will only make him feel sorry for you. It will remind him that you really are an idiot and that he really doesn’t want o talk to you.
His job is fixing your mistakes. He doesn’t mind that. What he does mind is when you lie about it. This makes his job much more difficult. Tell him the truth the first time so that he can resolve the problem.
It takes time to fix a problem and some problems aren’t even fixable. If you have to rewrite a document that you deleted sometime in the past, don’t get angry with him. It’s just that he can’t fix a problem that only you can.
Don’t tell him that your problem has to be fixed immediately. This will only cause him to treat your problem as if it is a non priority.
You may not be the only person on his list who has a problem that needs fixing. He has to consider others who need his help.
It is totally unnecessary and very annoying for you to email me numerous times each day about the same problem. The result of you constantly bothering me about something that I already am aware of is that I simply delete them. I always respond as soon as I can.
I would rather get a phone call from you than an email. It is simply easier and faster for me to exchange information, which mostly consists with me answer your questions, over the telephone.
I am rude and blunt with all of my customers so don’t take it personal. I don’t need to hear the problem that your caused was a mistake, it makes absolutely no difference to me. The only question is how we prevent it from happening again.
I can access every file on your computer including where you have been surfing, all of the chat rooms that you have been in and all of your personal emails. However, I don’t do it because you aren’t really all that interesting, it’s unethical, and I am busy.
Finding makeup for black skin is much easier now, partly due to the boom in online shopping. It used to be hard to find good makeup products specifically suitable for black skin but not any more and the choice and range has never been better.
Foundation - Women with black skin often find that the cream based foundations suit their skin type best as these are better suited to oily complexions and black skin can tend towards being oily. To find the right shade of foundation you should try out three shades along your jaw line as this part of the face gives the best result and shows up anything that is too light or too dark. Choose three foundations, one should be a shade darker than your natural skin color, another a shade lighter and the final one should be the closest match possible to your skin color. Many women find that it is the lightest shade that blends the best with their natural skin tone but you need to experiment to see which shade suits you.
Eye Shadow and Eyeliner - Dramatic colors work well on black skin so for evening looks you can really glam it up and go for all those wonderful bright shades of turquoise, silver or emerald green. The idea is to bring out the color of your eyes with your makeup so it’s also important to experiment and see which colors work best for you. For day to day wear and at work subtler colors look better and the warm shades of gold, bronze and olive green work well on black skin.
Mascara - Like most women browns, blacks and navy blues work well on black skin however for your night time makeup and parties you can go a bit crazy with the brighter shades of mascara that are popular at the moment. Think turquoise, sea green and even vibrant purples or violets.
Blusher - When you apply blusher it’s important to remember that less is more, so start out gently and build up color slowly if necessary. Black skin can take strong and bold blusher colors but do try to avoid the stripy look by investing in a good quality blusher brush with large bristles. Colors that suit black skins include some shades of peach, bronzes and golds however for a more dramatic look opt for deeper red shades such as ruby and wine.
Lipstick - For daywear clear gloss, nude tones and bronze are all good choices of lip color for black skin. For the evening you really have the choice of all the most dramatic shades such as plum, bright red and even purple if you are feeling daring enough!
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Getting the right Christmas presents and doing the Christmas shopping can at times be as stressful as it is exciting. Clearly the Christmas lights, the carol singers and the overall buzz leading up to Christmas can improve your festive generosity of spirit. However the endless queues, battling your way through hordes of individuals or getting caught in a traffic jam can temper your soaring spirit and perhaps bring up the odd “Bah Humbug” to your lips.
In terms of getting Christmas presents for kids having some firm ideas before hand can make the shopping as well as battling the crowds a whole lot simplier and easier. Better still, do the shopping online. Anyhow, with this in mind allow me to share one or two ideas which will make it easier to get great Christmas gifts for your kids, with a small spotlight on girls toys . These are some of the up-to-the-minute toys on the market and possibly something your sons or daughters will likely be hoping they get for Christmas.
If you know a doll collector or have a little girl over the age of six who loves to collect sets of dolls, the Lalaloopsy dolls and Monster High dolls should be in your shopping list. You will find all types of dolls available to buy and it’s a really competitive niche nevertheless these 2 lines of dolls seem to have a lttle bit of character about them.
I’d say the Lalaloopsy dolls are aimed toward younger girls whereas the Monster High dolls are for Tweens. Lalaloopsy dolls are a contemporary take on the basic raggedy doll that people used to make in the home from discarded or left over materials. You can get 8 dolls and each has their unique personality and character. They even have their very own individual pet thats come as part of the doll set.
Each doll is constructed from various stuff and this has defined their character (so to speak). The most obvious case in point of this is the Dot Starlight doll that’s constructed from an old astronauts outfit (not really but within the fictional world of Lalaloopsy land, Real astronaut suits cost millions of dollars). Consequently Dot has an interest in the sciences and flying and her pet ties in with this as it’s a bird. They are cute dolls that young girls will take pleasure in playing with.
The Monster high dolls are cool as opposed to cute and this type of explains why they’re aimed at older girls (or collectors I guess). They’re imagined to be teenage kids and are the personification of style . They’ve got the right outfits and a good hairstyle. They also happen to have extraordinarily cool parents.
They’re the youngsters of famed monsters - like Frankenstein, the Mummy, Medusa, the Werewolf and some others. Of course they do not look hideous like their parents. The Monster High dolls will likely be in style with older girls and there are various you tube movies around the behavior of these cool teenage dolls. This assists the girls to understand the character of each doll and provides them some context to create imaginary play with the dolls.
If you have up-and-coming pop stars in the family they are going to worship Ucreate Music by Mattel as well as the Multi Voice changer by Toysmith. If you purchase both as one you should still have change from $30. Either will grant hours of pleasure particularly the Ucreate music. If they’ve ever played air guitar or else fancy themselves as a drummer, they’ll adore any one of the Paper Jamz range.
There are so many fantastic toys out there now. Hopefully the above has given you several ideas of which will suit your loved ones best.
Flowers are one of the first things that we like to buy when certain occasions or celebrations come on our way. It can be used as a present (Gift) and or a decoration in the event. Flowers are available in a lot of places such as the wet and dry market. There are even shops that specialize in selling flowers which you can find in your local residence or city proper. In today’s much modernized living, some flowers are even made available through online. This opportunity is usually adored by intensely busy individuals (those who works busy as a bee in the office and as well as those who are not fond going out just to buy flowers). Actually, there are a lot of places in the web where flowers can be bought for just any sort of occasions.
Online flower shops certainly have a wide variety of flowers that you can check out before finally buying it. You can select and buy flowers online to be as your birthday gifts, occasional gifts, special gifts and seasonal arrangements. You can even customize of personalize the arrangement of the flower.
Through online flower shops, you just have to simply click onto the provided links and then right after, you can already be able to witness a lot of flower arrangements or packages of it. What’s more good thing about it is the fact that you can easily customize and or add your very own touch onto the design package of the flowers that you want to order. Because of it, you can easily be able to acquire a flower bouquet and or basket and be delivered right at your very house.
When you are thinking of buying your flowers in this manner you should look at the various flower shops that are online. This way you will develop an idea of the different services that are available. This is a good idea if you need to buy flowers online for a critical time delivery in another country.
Most flowers which are available online have a lot of arrangements that you can select and can even differ from the season to season. According their stocks, you can have a lot of options when it comes onto choosing the specific kind and color of flower that you want to buy. These flowers are like the asters, daisies, lobsters claw; ostrich plume ginger flowers, assorted roses, Peruvian lilies and so many more. In some cases, you can even buy flower packages which are having tiny figurines such as ceramic fairies, frogs and cats.
Sometimes, you can seek some seasonal flower packages such as the summer flower package wherein it contains tiny to medium fruit decorations. Also, there are some online flower shops wherein you can purchase flower packages that looks really festive. One great instance to this is the floral basket wherein it has the inclusion of small Easter eggs and or tiny candies.
Through online flower shops, you can make the most impossible thing into a possible thing due to its very flexible design of flower arrangement. Because of this, you can already be able to personalize the flower bouquets and or flower that you want to give to your loved ones such as your mother, mutual partner and friends.
One of the best ways to do this is to seek for online florists and then filter out the very best among the rest. While doing it, just make it sure that the online florist that you choose is very pleasing to cater all your wants and needs about customizing the arrangement you like. In this way out, you can certainly be able to acquire the flower package that you wish to have in hand.