Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? A: Finger on chin-I don’t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!
Q: What do you call a blonde on a University Campus? A: A visitor.
Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.
Q. What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A. A vacant possession.
Q. What did the blonde’s dentist find? A. Teeth in the cavity.
Q: Why cant blondes make ice cubes? A: Because they don’t have the recipe!
Q. What is a blonde’s idea of safe sex? A. A padded dash.
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don’t. They’re born that way.
Q. Why did the blonde cross the road? A. She wanted to see the geese because she heard honking!
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone? A: Divorced.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why don’t blondes like making KOOL-AID? A: Because they can’t fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Q: Why are blondes hurt by people’s words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q: How can you tell if another blonde’s been using the computer? A: There’s writing on the white-out.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? A: There’s white-out on the screen.
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