Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don’t have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.
Q: Why don’t blondes make good pharmacists? A: They can’t get the bottle into the typewriter.
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a torch in her ears.
Q: Why don’t blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: She can’t find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: “What’s a lightbulb?”
Q: What does a blond do when someone says its chili outside? A: She grabs a bowl.
Q: How do you get rid of blondes? A: Form a circle, give each blonde a gun, and tell them they are a firing squad.
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or a smart blonde.
Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don’t. They’re born that way.
Q: How can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it.
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M factory? A: Proofreading.
Q: Why do blondes like lightning? A: They think someone is taking their picture.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block.
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A: Divorcee’
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